Mediocre Cupid

I was checking out some profiles a dating site the other day and this girl’s read, “I am a 24 year old trapped in a 5 year old’s body.”

I had to send her this message:

You seem cool, but more importantly, you’re a 5 year old trapped in a 24 year old body. If it was the other way around, you’d be attracting a completely different group of people… did you ever see the movie The Orphan? It’d kinda be like that.

Dick Move or Funny?