Strip Club Lesson

So I was at a strip club 10 years ago with my brother and an Army buddy.  I was getting too drunk and was not really interested in a dance from the most recent chick to try to put a slug trail on my jeans. 

I told her instead that I would prefer a shoulder rub for a couple of songs for $20.  She said OK.  After the rub, she said, “you are a good guy, let me clue you in on something.  A lot of these Asian chicks are transsexuals.”  I said, “really?”  Oh yeah. 

I asked, “What about that one?”  O yea.

“What about that on on the fat guy in the corner?”  O yeah, he has to change in the mens’ room. 

So I go over to the fat fuck getting the dance, and i say, “Hey brother of mine, you having a good time?”  O yea.

Well, here’s $100 for some more dances. 

Then I get my Army buddy and we watch the show. 

We leave after the best $100 I ever spent were exhausted.  I am laughing so hard I can’t even breathe.  We get in the car and my brother says, “she had the biggest clit I have ever felt!” 

That was 10 years ago and to this day I have not told my brother, but I’ve told this story about 100 times. 

Dick Move or Funny?